Greetings, Terran bipedal entities. You find yourselves in the Twilight phase, neither fully in the daytime nor comfortably in the nighttime. It is a peculiar phase, like waiting for the bus but on a cosmic scale.
Step 1: Adjust your senses. If you feel your antennae twitching, this is a sign. Not a sign of anything specific, just a sign. Proceed to Step 2.
Step 2: Engage in reflective activities. Contemplate the various shades of gray (or is it grey?) that exist. Peruse the menu of cosmic sandwiches that could have been, thereby gaining insight into your choices (or lack thereof) in life.
Step 3: Make peace with ephemeral beings. Perhaps your cat, perhaps a wandering spirit. Ensure you provide appropriate offerings—ideally, tuna, but anything shiny will suffice.
Step 4: When in doubt, pivot. Pivot not just bodily, but spiritually. Do a 360-degree turn and contemplate where you began. The universe appreciates irony, even if it doesn’t own a dictionary.
Step 5: Finally, navigate your way to one of the following portals, which may or may not lead you to alternate dimensions or simply your living room sofa.
Intergalactic Tea Party Stellar Giraffes Midnight March