"They say if you tickle a pickle at the stroke of midnight, it will laugh in a dialect only understood by armadillos," whispered the breeze, carrying echoes of forgotten lore.
"The secret to happiness is hidden in the third wheel of a unicycle, but only if it's riding on a Tuesday," sighed the wind, brushing past.
"Have you ever contemplated the existential dread of a cheese wheel rolling downhill?" mused another gust, its voice a playful caress.
"Every time you yawn, somewhere a penguin becomes a philosopher," chuckled the zephyr in hushed tones.
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