❝ Footprints leading nowhere... ❞
▪ Why did the pigeon cross the road?
- To prove it wasn't chicken, obviously.
▪ Ever seen a penguin in the desert?
- Quite the mirage, I must say!
▪ "Sir, this is a library."
- Nonsense, I ordered a pizza!
▪ The llama asked me for directions.
- It’s still going nowhere fast.
▪ In the realm of the lost socks,
- a hero rises... with mismatched shoes.
▪ Do you respond to sirens when you're a walrus?
- Only if they offer tea.
❝ ❝ Beware the path that whispers! ❞ ❞
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