Hark and listen, ye seeker of the enigmatic distances! For herein lies the tome of vile complexity. To initiate the measurement, allow thy left forefinger to first contact the distant surface and thereafter, with patient hands, draw closer semblance to what is known as "origin point." Shouldst thou inquire of the method inestimable, be sure to bear in mind the drawing of perpendicular lines that oft defy reason.

Imagine, if thou wilt, a plane of unfathomable extent where every inch is a paradox, challenging the very essence of linearity. Adopt the ancient philosophy of non-linear, meander along the curves of time-space until reality succumbs to understanding the integers of cosmic variances. A principle so simple, yet trapped within the vaults of understanding is its simplicity.

In the distance, behold the shadow of thy objective, distanced by known unknowns, as the ancients would say, "Look not forward, but within," unlocking barriers placed by cosmic mischief.

Consider the integration of abstractly defined variables. You shall then perform a ritual calculation that yields far more satisfying elucidation than straightforward summation. Folding the infinite into finite spaces is an art shrouded in anachronistic manuscripts.