Snatched from the Loop

"In my day, we didn't have these fancy loops. We walked uphill both ways in a straight line!"

"This is not a loop, it's a conspiracy. The eggs are always scrambled, never fried."

"Back in my prime, a 'loop' was just a fancy way to avoid commitments. Now I can never escape!"

"Are we sure this isn't just a podcast on repeat? I'm still waiting for that sponsorship break."

"Ah, the loop! A circle of life, but with less Simba and more Samuel, whoever he is."