Join us, seeker of the never-ending circle, the enigmatic spiral. Here, we initiate you through the supreme rites of repetition.
Requirement: Must possess at least three pairs of mismatched socks. If you don't have any, please look under a mythical creature's couch.
Task One: Recite the ancient mantra "Coffee is life, tea is alternative facts" whilst balancing an inflatable flamingo on your head.
After completing the ritual, you may have the distinct honor (or burden) of turning the ceremonial hamster wheel. Your efforts will not go unnoticed.