The Grand Loom of Destiny
Ever felt the odd yarn of life, tangling your toes with a proprietary twist at the incredulous hour? Welcome, brave soul, to the omniscient weaving workshop where every loom has a story, and every story is a potential sitcom... with spontaneous breakdance scenarios.
Here lie the tales of yesterday's banana-peeling astronauts, and possible future fusions of cupcakes and Xboxes. Oh, the harmonies we create when not paying attention to the orchestras of quantum!
So behold the interlaced threads of fortune:
"Dog-scooter film festival & Unickels (The 'Unique' Nickel)"
Revisit the Chaotic Empire