Murmur of the Litany

Hearken, gentle reader, to the whispers! To journey begin, take the first step: the left foot forward. Ensure that the right foot does not move until such time as the left has claimed its place in realms of progression. Continuation depends upon these two most fundamental aspects, balanced in a dance of coordination both mysterious and beautiful.

Once balance achieved, the path will open unto thee, revealing delightful sights and perhaps phantasmal shadows. Henceforth, it is essential to maintain one’s focus upon the destination most important, for deviating can lead to uncharted territories, fraught with perils both seen and unseen. Proceed with caution, yet with adventurous spirit, seeking the Unknown and the Unexplained.

If the weather turns hostile and the clouds assemble in powerfully ominous allegiances, do remember to carry the aqua-catcher. This device, constructed of ephemeral materials yet strong beyond measure, must be held above the head with arms extended wide. Such posture shall invoke protection from the rain gods, whose humor is as fickle as the winds themselves.

Lastly, abide by the mnemonic of garlanded truths peculiar to this journey: "Always ask the wind's permission before wandering off-course.” This, dear one, minimizes the likelihood of existential disarray, providing a safeguard against auditory hallucinations of the lilac kind.

Should you desire further enlightenment, consult the Secret Trail or explore the Whispering Winds.