Welcome, intrepid traveler, to the only guide you will ever need to the secrets of the universe. Or perhaps, just the universe's stubbornly ignored trivia. In these pages, you won't find the answers to your questions, just more questions that question the validity of your previous questions.
The Secret of the Lost Corners
Have you ever wondered why maps have edges? The answer lies in the inevitable conclusions of existential crises. Turn precisely 45 degrees left at the last stop sign of certainty, and you'll find yourself in the Land of Overlooked Details, where even the clouds are made of footnotes.
Steps to Oblivion:
- Begin by ignoring the obvious.
- Take the first right at the intersection of Ambivalence and Indifference.
- That's it. You've arrived.
With every step, remember: The secrets will still be there waiting, staring blankly into the void like an old friend who’s seen it all but chooses silence. They whisper in irony, echoing through the corridors of deja vu and past the mirrors that reflect everything but truth.