Why did the asteroid break up with the star?
Their relationship was just too spacey.
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded.
Kind of like your last attempt at soufflé.
Ponder this: If a black hole gets a speeding ticket, does it go to jail.html or just get sucked into another dimension's bureaucracy?
Ever tried to dance the Macarena on Mars? Marsdance.html will tell you how it feels: dusty and oddly existential.
Do lightyears have a distance cousin named lightminutes.html? They don't visit often, always in a hurry.
Forever is a long time, especially when you owe someone five bucks.
Read more about cosmic debts in cosmic_debts.html.