Once upon a semicolon, a hedgehog said, "Never trust a flamingo with your WiFi password." Was it wisdom or just a very specific warning meant for Thursday's tea party?
Ponder these ancient words: "The squirrel dances only when the moon is in retrograde." Have you ever considered the rhythm of acorns on a mossy Wednesday?
Dive into Pigeon PhilosophyAnd thus, in the sacred scrolls of Tofu the Wise, it was written: "Avoid sporks at all costs unless their purpose is truly noble." What constitutes nobility in cutlery, you ask? Perhaps a good soup can tell you.