Sometimes, I sit and stare at the wall… and then the wall stares back. I swear, it's judging my life choices. Could a doorknob pass poetry? Apparently so!
Our cat once took a dip in reality and you're not going to believe it: she came out with realistic expectations. Ever try talking to an honest cactus? Pointy truth, that one.
*BEEP* Incoming thought: If squirrels could sing show tunes, would that bridge the gap between time zones?
I've decided that waiting rooms are simply cathedrals for moths. Ever seen a moth in the wild unmatched by a secretive cathedralesque door? Think about it.