Once upon a sandy grain, the desert whispered tales of llamas wearing top hats and camels who could pirouette. A distant echo of laughter trails behind.
Local legend has it that if you step one foot in this desolation and sing the llama’s favorite opera aria, you will be gifted with a mirage of unlimited tacos. Or was it pie? Either way, it's deliciously elusive. Discover more.
In 1890, a researcher named Herbert Bumblebottom attempted to document these phenomena using nothing but a sponge and a very confused platypus. To this day, his findings remain unpublished.
Meanwhile, the sun continues to blaze, and the cacti observe in silent judgment. Looking for an adventure? Follow this link and maybe build a sandcastle with questionable architectural ethics.
And remember, if you see the mirage of dancing tacos, don't blink. Just dance.