The Quintessential Off-Peak Traveler's Guide
Once they had only Mars bars, but now we have Mars—part corporate paradise, part unexpected watering hole for non-savvy galactic tourists.
"The first step onto an alien shore is always slightly... off," mused Ol' Gerald from HR. He was referencing the nine-step suite policies for handling extraterrestrial HR disputes, of which he was accidentally well-acquainted.
We march sideways into spaces uninvited, armed only with our metaphoric briefcases filled with contractual obligations and peculiarly delicious herbal teas. Here lies the perplexing mission with the Pewter Galactic Corporation: to iron the creases out of the universe, one odd light-year at a time.