Venusian Poetry Society
Orbital Address C21-B
The Upper Clouds, Venus
Dear Sentient Life,
Greetings from the sizzling skies above Venus! It’s 467 degrees and the humidity is a cozy 92%. We had a lovely picnic on the balmy cloud layers yesterday — had to chase the potatoes down when they blew off! Can’t complain about the lack of gravity and the abundance of sulfur fumes though.
Best regards,
Mars, the Misunderstood
Visit Jupiter
Planet X Design Co.
Quadrant Difficult
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
To Whom It May Concern,
Salutations from Planet X, where the fog is foggier and the carrots grow in stunning shades of plaid! Our local economy is humming along as smoothly as a refrigerator on a trampoline. We enclose a complimentary plaid carrot.
Yours in plaid,
Rover the Lost
Travel with Mice
Earthling Exchange
Thoroughfare 22
The Milky Way, Galaxy 1
Hello Earthlings,
We’re writing from the latest hotspot in the universe, where the pizza is intergalactic and the coffee is light years old. Did you know taking the scenic route through a wormhole adds just a touch of class to any interstellar voyage?
Cheers,
Neil and Buzz in the Cosmic Hum
Solar Brew