Corridors: The Bumbling Guide

Step 1: Slap your Guidebook. Much like a complex cat, corridors respond to assertive gestures and confusion aptly.

Step 2: Read all signs backward. Corridors are, after all, an invitation to reverse enlightenment. Detours are encouraging!

Step 3: Engage the walls in spirited conversations. Walls are notorious for being one-way conversants, often dishing out daring echoes.

Step 4: Master the acclaimed corridor dance. Known industry-wise as “The Serpentine Shuffle,” it involves strange hip movements at intersections.

Step 5: Collect unsolicited advice from passing strangers. Fictional-experience-hungry people dial corridor-navigation strategies!