Welcome! Did you take the left at the chicken or right at the mysterious missing sock? Either way, you're lost but in good company. As a matter of fact, time is quite pleased with your decision—it's decided to stand still just for you, so don't be shy, reset your watch!
Ever wondered how long it takes for a chocolate to get through a rabbit hole? A fascinating read. Meanwhile, the clocks here are known to hibernate. The only ticking they do is in the form of an occasional hiccup chorus. Ah, the joys of an unpunctual clock!
Remember, if the walls start whispering secrets about existential crisps, aim for the portal that looks suspiciously like your Grandma's quilt. Don't forget to wave at the sphinx on your way out, she hates rude travelers.