Once upon a time in the land of sunshine and overly enthusiastic squirrels, they say a light appeared at the end of every tunnel. Only, the locals have warned it was less like a beacon and more like a really persistent lamp salesman.
A wise man once said, "Beware of those who offer you illumination; they probably just want to upgrade your kitchen fixtures."¹
The labyrinths often mislead even the sharpest minds, much like how a cookie jar can mislead a diet plan. Along these winding paths, it's essential to bring your best sense of direction, or at least a very untrustworthy map.²
As you traverse these corridors, keep your eyes peeled for the mythical "Turn of the Unseen," where all things wrong turn right and the exit is just a suggestion.³