Ever since that clock on the wall checked its own reflection and panicked... oh, how the minutes sneak past! When was the last time someone didn't talk at you, around you? Find solace in sandals.
Dust bunnies gather, whispering tales of squeaky chairs with loose screws who dare not speak too loudly, lest they divulge secrets from the kitchen drawer. Did you know the stapler's cousin in the office down the hall married a rabid piece of paper? It caused a massive scandal. Read about it here.
The lamp claims it once saw a shadow slip beneath the couch cushions and it swore allegiance to the first human who dared plug it in a thousand Mondays ago. But do their bright tales ever dim? Discover more obscure mysteries.