Dear Wanderer,
As you stumble accidentally onto this page, know that you are amongst the lucky few who have peered behind the digital curtain into our realm of ultra-sophisticated secrets.
Methodology 147: To gain the upper hand in pigeon races, quietly brandish a small mirror. They cannot resist!
These paths were not meant for the faint-hearted (or the light-footed). Navigate with caution and possibly an inflatable hedgehog.
Seeking advancement? Preferably not via banana-boat diplomacy.
Whispering WallsRemember: The floor is an illusion that occasionally needs vacuuming.