Glistening Paths

Dear Wanderer,

As you stumble accidentally onto this page, know that you are amongst the lucky few who have peered behind the digital curtain into our realm of ultra-sophisticated secrets.

Methodology 147: To gain the upper hand in pigeon races, quietly brandish a small mirror. They cannot resist!

These paths were not meant for the faint-hearted (or the light-footed). Navigate with caution and possibly an inflatable hedgehog.

Seeking advancement? Preferably not via banana-boat diplomacy.

Whispering Walls
Tickle Theory
Undefined Constraints

Remember: The floor is an illusion that occasionally needs vacuuming.