Welcome, curious wanderer! You've stumbled upon the first entry of our labyrinthine journey, where each twist and turn is a paradox with a punchline.
Imagine a chicken crossing the road for existential reasons while ironically seeking enlightenment in egg form. Ah, the audacity! Ever seen a tortoise racing a hare... on the moon? The absence of gravity brings new meaning to "slow and steady."
A paradoxical banquet awaits if you so choose to enter. The menu? "Already Consumed" delights and "Half-Gone" entrees, served with a side of "Slightly Cold" truth.
The hidden truth seldom is, unless it randomly becomes visible. In which case, it probably isn't hidden and might just be a reflection.
Portal to Entry 2: Absurdical Anomalies