Welcome, wanderer! You have reached the fabled Ancient Paths, where history jokes come to life—not because they're funny, but because they woke up confused.
Try the Reverse Melody Experiment:
Step 1: Hum something off-key.
Step 2: Listen carefully, to no one in particular.
Step 3: Embrace awkward silence like it’s an old friend with a questionable past.
They say the labyrinth has a personality—much like an overbearing aunt who insists on taking family portraits at every holiday.