A lonely architect builds spaces that demolish themselves each night.
Isn't that industry ironic?
Cats declare war on indoor children.
Choose your sides carefully.
Children's diets consist solely of Alphabet Soup.
But which letters spell out salvation?
Lost socks organize conferences on fabric awareness.
A gown requires half a sock for formal sophistication.
Robo-dogs waging silent revolutions in grandiose expenditures.
Beyond plush, there lies paradox.
Optimus Prime, or shall we choose existential polka-dots?