Beware the pastry pirates! They think "chocolate treasure" means something entirely different. To navigate the sugary seas, rely on the milk chocolate current that flows towards the minty north.
This peak is notorious for climbers who get stuck in soliloquies. "To climb or not to climb" echoes eternally. Bring along a friend who's not shy to interrupt with a punchline.
Here, the grass is a shade of dad-joke green, and every breeze carries a pun. To avoid pun-derful conundrums, wear ear protection made of thick text book pages.