Once, in a parallel universe, fate decided to attend the annual "How to Untangle Threads" workshop. Upon leaving, it accidentally entangled itself in the hilariously complex web of poor Bob's decision-making process. Unsurprisingly, the universe found this to be a perfect time to create a sitcom.
Meanwhile, the cosmic committee of unforeseen consequences found itself baffled by a simple question:
And to make matters worse, they misprinted quantum notices:
It is a well-known secret that in the intergalactic bureaucracy, time bends doughnuts but seldom pays them coffee.
But fret not, fellow traveler, as our universe may be tangled, but it's definitely not boring. Venture through more hilarious verdicts and cosmic curiosities via the corresponding paths: