Your destination may differ. In fact, it probably will. Read at your own discretion.
Enter the riddle wrapped in a mystery: “If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear, it is still a very noisy tree.”
Decode this: The squirrels plot against the mailman, but only on Wednesdays. Q.E.D.
Numbers mean things when they shouldn't: 171.85 is forever an enigma.
Finally, let us not forget the words of wisdom: "Never argue with a fish; it’s pointless."
Peer into the Abyss