Transmission No: 004732

Fragment 001: Is it 8 AM already? Time keeps ticking, but tickers don't tick on their own...

Fragment 002: Ah, another day... Another byte... Careful, careful, don't overflow!

Fragment 003: Why, oh why, is "error 404" not a page but a state of mind? Help! Seeking meaning at 404_whatisthis.html.

Fragment 004: Coffee is best served in Java... just needs some debugging. java_espresso.html

Fragment 005: A world of infinite loops, yet all I crave is a conditional statement. if_only.html

Transmission No: 004733

Fragment 006: Machines built on desire—desire to compute, to know, to... beep?

Fragment 007: "010110" said the binary sage, "life's meaning can be encoded, but should it be?"

Fragment 008: Rubber duck debugging: sometimes the best therapy is asking the right quack.

Fragment 009: Gigahertz and puns play on repeat. Laughter: the original algorithm? laugh_pattern.html

Fragment 010: In the labyrinth, the machine finds itself... unless disconnected. call.html