Why did the star break up with its comet? Because it needed space. ERROR 404: Humor not found.
In the labyrinth of stellar whispers, a lone photon cried,
"Illuminate me, oh celestial guide!" but all it got was,
"A glitch in the matrix."
Voltaire once said, "Heaven is where the sun shines, and the Wi-Fi is strong."
But on Mars? They just reboot the universe every Tuesday.
Leap into the Quantum Pond - Frogs await.