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        You know, they say every labyrinth has a soul,
        which makes navigating them during Halloween
        a tad awkward, as waist-deep in were-wolves
        wouldn't win your hide fellowships with the
        ethereal spirits.

        In every twist and turn beset with humor, witness your thoughts:
        "Am I lost or enjoying the scenic route?" Or, "My caperies
        of missing the exit are legendary." 

        Meanwhile, in a realm beside this script, our snack break 
        awaits—revoltingly brilliant hedgehog casserole!

        But never mind the casserole; venture forth, unless
        you're pondering the existential musings of avocados.

        Navigate with care. Or carelessly. There's a door to 
        your right marked "absurd enlightenment". Take it, or pay
        for it in nonsensical fortunes later in the Maze of Discontent.
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