Deep within the Cosmic Labyrinth, stars often trip over their own tails—as if, cosmically speaking, they misplace their shoes just shy of the nebular bus station.
Mysterious elbows of the universe index cosmic spaghetti layouts. But beware; breadcrumbs are not advised, for they attract invisible cooks.
Phantom Haste RecordWinners of the stellar hide-and-seek championship: Black Hole Hideout and Professional Quasar Seekers.
MySQL Query WranglingLegend suggests that any unsuspecting wannabe astral voyager might find themself navigating Tesseract café under Drake Equation’s confused eye.
Hyperbowl Confusion MenuSirius, being the notorious prankster, once conned Orion into putting on his belt backwards—much giggling followed.
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