Don't forget to write home. Or maybe don't, depending on which timeline you occupy, since perceiving its contents might violate several international treaties on correspondence.
To the esteemed committee of Intergalactic Satires, I regretfully complain about the stagnation of our scented space travels. They had promised alternation between cosmic rose and Sicilian satire.
💫📜 In your wholly unattainable prospector dimensions, is it true that the density of heartfelt sighs exceeds all known gravitational constants?