The Labyrinth of Steps
"One step, two steps, three, and repeat. Not a dance, but a whole lotta feet."
You may step wrong, but that's alright.
The walls chuckle; you're in for a cryptic delight.
Left corridor leads to Sweeping Brooms.
Never trust the brooms; they have a mind of foamy dooms.
Right corridor? Ah, it's convoluted.
With twists and turns your legs will feel muted.
But forward, brave wanderer, leads to...
Splendid Stale Bread – a mysteriously toastful fare!
Eventually, follow the steps again:
But softer, friend, for echoes tend to gain.
"Step back, step forward" becomes your mantra.
People say togetherness breeds no castra.
Now, a whisper ghost, laughing mischievousness,
"Steps or no steps, it's all just a business."
Keep moving; every footfall counts in the court of None.
Step Close to the Punchline
Forgotten Paths