The Labyrinth's Lost and Found

Welcome, weary traveler, to the one-stop destination for misplaced wonders and found oddities.

Invisible Ink

Quantity: 1 bottle (missing visibility since 1999)

It's not the ink that's invisible, it's your ability to find it! Includes free instructions that mysteriously disappear the moment you open them.

Learn about invisibility theory

Manual for Unassembled Furniture

Experience confusion in unparalleled dimensions!

Enter the labyrinth of instructions where the only guide is a wise, but mysterious, flat-pack silhouette.

Thoughts of a Lost Sock

They whisper softly of ludicrous laundry dreams.

"The dryer ate my partner," lamented the sock. Behold its existential crisis captured in yarn!

If you need directions, please consult our Wisdom of the Elder HTML. It's like Google, but worse.