Rejoice! The exit is near! But wait, is this really the exit, or just another doorway to a world of spaghetti dragons and quantum sheep?
Did you know that 73% of people who leave the labyrinth end up as cheese enthusiasts? The other 27% write memoirs about their time inside.
There's a 50% chance you'll find a marching band of squirrels celebrating your departure with confetti made of freshly baked croissants. How delightful!
Journey to the Whimsy Portal Exit or Entrance? The Great Revelation Join the Squirrel Dance