Ever wondered how many twists and turns it takes to end up at the beginning? The answer is always one less than the number it takes to reach the end, and twice the amount required to avoid the cat.
Remember, in this labyrinth, the walls whisper secrets better left unspoken while the corridors continuously rearrange themselves every time you blink. Just follow the aroma of misplaced logic and you might stumble forward into backwardness!
But fear not! Should you meet a minotaur, simply challenge it to a dance-off. If you have any doubts, consult the nearest enchanted mirror for advice. Spoiler: It will just reflect your absolute bewilderment.