Solitude: Love Lost in the Labyrinth

Ah, the labyrinth! A maze of wonder, where the only thing missing more than my sense of direction is a decent Wi-Fi signal. Here I stand, somewhere between a Minotaur and a bad hair day, contemplating the intricacies of my existence, or at least the intricacies of my shoelaces.

"They say solitude is bliss, but have you ever been blissfully lost in a maze, only to find yourself face-to-face with your existential dread? It asks, 'Are you lost?' and I reply, 'Not as lost as I am in life, friend.'"

Hover over me, and watch me spin like the wheel of fortune (minus the fortune).