Φ = (E1 + E2) * π * √(L / V)

Where
E1 is the energy of a thousand echoes,
E2 is the energy of a fleeting whisper,
L is the labyrinth's length,
and V is the volume of time.

⍰ = (H + W) / (C + M²)

In which
H is hope,
W is wonder,
C is curiosity,
and M is the mystery squared.

∑(Einstein Meets the Cheshire Cat) → Infinity

Because in this world, whimsical equations are merely the echoes of enchanted time.