Labyrinth of Dance

Ever wondered what a tango with a telephone pole looks like? Or perhaps a pas de deux with a perplexed gargoyle? Welcome to the Labyrinth of Dance, where mechanical marionettes tango with time itself.

Why dance, you ask? As the ancient philosopher Ikea once said, "Dancing in the hallway is like vacuuming your thoughts."

• Ddoog: The breed bent on teaching cats a thing or two about waltzing.
• Musical Chairs: The only game where losing one must dance away their existential crises.
• Ballet Instruction: A two-week course for hamsters — no prior pirouette experience required.

Discover the gravity-defying art of invisible dance. A lesson: Start Small

Feeling lost? The Echoes of Past might have a clue or two.