Labyrinth Cortex Inc.

Stumbling through corridors of thought with a guiding light that is actually a laser pointer. [See: FAQs]

Mission Statement

"To innovate the unexplainable while meticulously upgrading the perplexing." Our state-of-the-art cognitive dissonance department is on-call 24/7 to ensure optimal bewilderment. Learn more.

Phantom Footsteps Audit Report

We've conducted a thorough investigation into inconsistencies in auditory perception while navigating our digital maze. Preliminary findings suggest a high incidence of spectral recruitment. Full report available upon subscription. View Report.

Corporate Warfare – The dichotomy of 'Dis' and 'Satisfaction'

Join our inter-departmental skirmishes where the goal is to emerge utterly enriched or at least mildly entertained. Application forms available only in dreams. Apply Now.