Dear Conspirator,
Have you ever wondered why the pigeons in your park seem to be on their phones?
It’s simple: The Great Avian Network is real, and they are scanning QR codes in breadcrumbs.
Don’t trust the peanut vendors; they’ve got connections beyond your imagination.
Best,
Agent Feathernot
Memo: Subject - The Stapler Incident
Last Tuesday, in the break room of the Galactic Federation’s Outpost Alpha73, a stapler was found.
This stapler, dubbed “Valkyrie’s Pin,” has been linked to interoffice memos that predict the weather.
Coincidence? We think not. Keep your coffee cups close and your staplers closer.
Yours in Secrecy,
Chief Memo-Ryder