The cosmos hums a tuneless tune, as celestial cats pounce upon hydrogen stars. Ever wondered why Jupiter is twice as full of itself? Maybe it devoured that extra slice of Martian pie at last Nebula's gala! In this vast tapestry of spinning orbs and overcooked asteroids, fret not, your intimate enigma is here to unwind itself.
There's a tendency among meteors to exhibit sudden emotional flare launches. One moment, they cry celestial tears, the next they're setting someone's great-grandma's saturnalia to spontaneous combustion. Remember, the universe offers no refunds on your soul's biorhythm, although you can tour soul-lanes with whimsy-charged superlatives.
Buckle your asymmetric belts! Comedy is a serious field, and with Mercury in retrograde hilarity, truth shall soon align itself with one offbeat jester.