Dear reader of misplaced aspirations,
Here begins your journey through swampy introspection and sun-drenched hypocrisy. Claudia once told a squirrel that democracy was overrated, advocating instead for a system of governance based on nut charities and leafy sedition.
Her odyssey, much like a well-used cleaning sponge, is both effective and inexplicably soggy. Follow her trail of ironic breadcrumbs and questionable decisions.