Embark on a Journey with Briarthorn

Smile Factorization: 😄 = 2 × coffee + (0.5 × ignored emails)^2
Procrastination Velocity: V = (C×2πr)/τ (Where C = Cat, τ = Time spent watching videos)
Complex Nutritional Equation: Calories = Σ food items – (Willpower × 0)

They say laughter is the shortest distance between two points—usually because someone forgot to add the proper equations. Ever tried quantifying joy? Turns out it's a rather sad affair involving far too many numbers and emotions.

When in doubt, just remember: every equation has a hidden punchline. Sometimes it's a cat, sometimes a long division, and sometimes just the simple realization that all variables can boil down to "Why?"

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