Have you ever been a cheese on a path less traveled, braving the cold unknown of the fridge?

There was once a dairy wanderer named Gouda. One day, he found himself on a journey to the mystical land of Butter Mountains.

Along the way, he encountered the fearsome Grater Dragon, who demanded a toll of one pickle and an improvised limerick. Alas, the pickles were nowhere to be found, but the limerick was a triumph worthy of the finest charcuterie board.

"In a land full of dairy delights,
Where the sun sets like melted brie,
A cheese found himself quite lost,
But never lonely, not he!"

Next stop, the Creamy Plains. Bring your crackers!