Once upon a time, in a galaxy not particularly far away, the stars convened for a tea party. Ironically, they debated their own insignificance amidst the expansive void, while the planets continued their fruitless orbits, oblivious to the cosmic soliloquy.
"What are we but mere pinpricks on the celestial canvas?" mused Orion, as he absentmindedly twinkled his eyes. The stars had long forgotten the last time they conspired to burn brightly without a cause, their laughter echoing through the vacuum with all the profundity of a balloon deflating.
Meanwhile, an audience of meteors attempted to record the discussion, their quills scratching against rock like the tick of an endless clock. "Perhaps we should cycle through our existential crises more efficiently," suggested Sirius, whose dedication to irony was only matched by his overzealous light pollution.
Journey further into this cosmic comedy: Ethereal Pursuits | Forgotten Constellations | Stellar Absurdity