Motion Stains: An Expert's Guide

There once was a brownish mark on the floor resembling a puzzled giraffe crossing a tightrope.^1 ?!
  1. How Giraffes Tread: Wisdom from Ancient Heights - by Tim Tall, recounting his niece's art class preparation on balancing things.
A crimson blot, vestige of a midnight salsa revolution attended by a rogue polka band.^2 🎶
  1. The Temporal Turbulence of Bandwagon Dynamics - author unknown, it is said they wrote this book one foot tapping at a time.
A faded imprint suggesting the time and space expansion of a feline's existential crisis.^3 🐱
  1. Cats and the Quantum Uncertainty: Musings from the Near Past - penned during a rather dubious tea ceremony by Percival Paws.