Manifestations of Hidden Variables

Ever heard the echoes of invisible trails?
They whisper secrets encoded in cosmic irony.
A message from the universe: "You're still not on mute."

Function: ManifestVariables(dataInput)
     if (signal_received == false) {
          return error;
    }
     else {
          decode(signal);
          console.log("Cosmic Joke Uncovered!");
    }

Your thoughts, manifested like fallen leaves,
Tangling in the wires of a forgotten communication.
"The spaghetti monster sees all," whispered to no one in particular.