"So here I am, about to take the biggest nap in the universe, and I still haven't figured out how to tickle a black hole."
"Ever tried to crack a joke near a neutron star? You'll explode with laughter... literally."
The pulsar sighed... or maybe it pulsed even more dramatically. "Why did the photon avoid quantum tunneling? It didn't want to be seen at two places at once, that's humor for ya!"
The ancient star snickered, its final spindles of light fading. "Here’s the kicker: Stars are just highly talented gas bags that shine on until they can't."
Step Through The Starlight Beyond The Cosmos