It was a chilly Tuesday in July of 2023. Edgar, a self-proclaimed Victorian Barrister, couldn't fathom the absurdity of the digital tea leaves called "tweets". But alas, he found solace in the memes of his peers.
Edgar always carried a pocket watch, not for its time-telling capabilities, but as a highly sophisticated paperweight.
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When Grog stumbled upon the glowing rectangle, he thought it a portal to the Great Meat Supply. Instead, he discovered a jurassic educational website promising "Free E-Courses". Ironically, Grog became fluent in modern hieroglyphs: emoji.
Grog was last seen trying to roast a router over an open fire in search of better connectivity.
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During the dot-com skirmishes, Sally, a proud cybernetic librarian, declared war on dial-up speeds. Armed with a series of floppy disks, she launched countermeasures dubbed "Faster Bytes".
Ironically, she now resides in a digital cloud, forever buffering, yet ever connected.
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