Dear Quantum Upholstery Specialist,
I recently discovered that in Dimension X=13, chairs require no legs—merely hover and a well-timed intergalactic wink. What’s their color? Perpetually “homely beige” as per universal regulations.
Best in Palindromic Vertical Stretches,
Ommect Raech
To the Chair-Disciples of Universe 42-B:
Word around the bendy tree resembles how your thrones precisely block angles acute enough to make a mathematician sigh.
The Mounted Pugilist of Couch Yonder
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